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What?! No pudding?!

“If you think Lionel seems o.k., then you haven’t met his family!

Mother’s boy Lionel Cosgrove is 25 and has never been kissed. Then, one fateful day in 1957, Lionel’s uneventful existence changes forever. Drawn to the lovely Paquita, a young Spanish girl fron the local corner shop, the couple plan a tryst at the nearby zoo.

Thinking themselves alone at last, the young lovers are unaware that their every move is being observed from the bushes by Lionel’s possessive Mum. Sneaking close, Mum stubles against a cage, which contains a vicious Sumatran Rat monkey, which duly sinks its toxic fangs deep into her flesh.

When the strange wound transforms into a putrefying virus, Lionel and the unwitting Paquita are sent spiralling into an endless nightmare.”

Every year, I have tried to make the effort to have a screening of the best Halloween movie of all time, Dead Alive, which was directed by Peter Jackson long before he knew he’d be a huge successful Hollywood director. It’s that time once again! I have very limited space for this event, so if you would like to attend, please let me know. Should be a gory time for all!